Claire is 3. Ellie is almost 1. Why do I spend so much of my time yelling at Claire to get off her sister?Claire calls Ellie "Baby". Ellie calls Claire "AAAHHHHH".
Claire is already learning that when Ellie starts crying to either run or try to comfort her before I get there. She's a smart little thing. Of course, Ellie has learned to manipulate that situation to her advantage. I can't wait until they're 11 and 13! NOT!
I asked my friend Barb which was more effective, a taser or a 9 MM. She laughed. I wasn't kidding. Yes, I was. I'm going to torture them by embarrassment and have a great time!
If you see me at the mall in 10 years and want to join the fun, just let me know.
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